Some Signs You May Be Addicted To Twitter

--you DM your wife 2 rooms away to see what she is doing
--you now only think in sentences of 140 characters or less
--back covered with a #fail tattoo

--now using hashtags in IMs, emails & everyday conversations
--as of this moment I have 3,959 tweets. when you read that your thought is, “Pfft – amateur!”
-- when someone says they saw something on the news, you assume they mean trending topics from twitter--you know the date & time of every twitter outage and what you were doing at the time
--you found this unfunny list via twitter

And don't forget to follow me on Twitter!!!   @semi_madman or visit my Twitter page at http://twitter.com/semi_madman

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Lance Armstong Vs. ET

I was reading through all the tweets about Lance Armstrong this week and came across this one.  It gave me a good laugh!  

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Eva Angelina on Twitter

Eva Angelina, seen here, is pretty hot and she's a pornstar, so I guess being hot is her job. Anyways, she's on twitter (@lifeofeva) . This is really no biggie since every celeb and celeb wannabe is on twitter nowadays. Bet there are not a lot of 'tweets' that look like these that Eva regularly tweets out:

"Gotta breathe and practice with the butt plug around house. Just leave it in and get comfortable.”

"About to start getting ready for an afternoon of mutual masturbation"

"Getting Ready for some Serious Dick"

And she regularly posts pics on Twitter.  Here are a few:

Thank you Eva for sharing :) God bless the internet!

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